Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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