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(414): View more from Wisconsin

the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.

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(845): View more from New York

I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring

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(502): View more from Kentucky

oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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(540): View more from Virginia

birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex

(703): View more from Virginia

I'm on my period, period, period

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(703): View more from Virginia

Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s

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(765): View more from Indiana

Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.

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(716): View more from New York

why is there a porcupine in the kitchen

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