My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize