Non-Jews are for practice
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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