I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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