I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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