didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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