I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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