he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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