I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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