Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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