No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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