If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
