So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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