Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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