i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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