My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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