the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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