Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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