Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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