Your mouth is God's brothel.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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