don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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