Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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