Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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