this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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