please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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