ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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