We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
smell my finger.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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