The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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