So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
