So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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