so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
