I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
