i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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