we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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