Soap is not a condiment
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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