They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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