i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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