is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
