just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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