We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The beer is more important than you right now.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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