Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've blown a few things in my day
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
