please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
