Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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