I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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