tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The struggles of a small town man whore
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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