id be glad to
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm passing your future prison.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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