im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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