why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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