I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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