I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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