doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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