I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.