turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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