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• (815): View more from Illinois

  This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that

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• (516): View more from New York

  I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.

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• (858): View more from California

  Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip

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  It's the little things

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups

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• (239): View more from Florida

  You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not

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