I must be too annoying 4 u.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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