Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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