You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
