You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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