my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
where are you?
Hypothermia
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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