I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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