Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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