I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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